nad cruncher


any act which causes force to be emitted to the male genitalia area. ie; foot, punch, knee, pole, baseball, pole, etc. resulting in pain and sudden movement of hands to the affected area. usually followed by groans of pain and simultaneous laughter.
while josh was talking with jonathan, jeremy ran up and gave josh a solid nad cruncher to the nuts.

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