nagging ammunition
failures and let downs in your buddy’s life which, if mentioned in front of his mother, would produce a nagging tirade.
duder 1: “so mrs. g, i heard your son dropped out of college?”
mrs. g: “don’t even get me started! how come your girlfriend is getting her second degree when you can’t even get one? don’t you know how important an education is?”
duder 2: “yes, mom i do. thanks a lot you d-ck. like i don’t hear that enough without your help.”
duder 1: “i’d just like to say thank you to your life for providing me so much nagging ammunition.”
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