nail clipper
the unfortunate act of really f-cking up bad without the ability to fix an error. almost always involving an authority figure or close relationship! you are in a “nail clipper” when you have to cut your fingernails so you won’t scratch your ankles while you take it in the b-m for being stupid. worse than being “f-cked”!
d-mn! when my boss finds out, it’s going to be a nail clipper!
i am f-cked! i just did a nail clipper!
when a really rich man gives his wife herpes after 12 years of wedlock. he’s gonna get a nail clipper!
what you (may or may not) use to clip your nails.
hey, p-ss me them d-mn nail clippers, my toenails are bl–dy huge!
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