nairobi


the best place ever

a place with nice girls
i will be going to nairobi soon
nairobi is
a) a place in kenya
b) a place where hot water and power is a luxury at times
c) a place where you can meet tonnes of people from all over
d) a place with nice, big malls, with shiny insides and floors, and nice restaurants, but you p-ss children starving on the streets and begging for money every day just to get in to.

e) a place with the capability to be gorgeous
f) very polluted
g) somewhere you have to go before you die
” i just got back from nairobi!

how was it?
life changing.”

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