naked bacon


the one true way to know if someone really loves you. for to cook bacon with all its hot spitting grease with no protection at all, shows dedication and a real commitment to another person.
i woke up and knew april was my soul mate when i saw her cooking me some naked bacon in the morning.
when a male inserts his p-n-s into a female without protection. unprotected s-x.
d-mn i gave that broad the naked bacon, now i’m having a baby.

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