Naked Water Dance
a shower.
plain and simple.
i’m pretty sure this phrase was coined by my friend pat.
but he’s been too lazy to define it on here.
“hey, what’s up dude?”
“not much..about to go do a naked water dance. do you want to get food after?”
“yeah. call me when you’re done being naked”
naked water dances are to be done individually. if you’re in the shower with someone else the odds of dancing are pretty slim.
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