nakin
a stellar example of a parenting fail.
when a child is raised to believe that the rectangular paper cloth used to wipe your mouth at the table is called a nakin. this usually results from an initial mispr-nunciation at a young age followed by a lack of grammatical correction on the parents part. it can be very embarr-ssing for the misguided child when he is publicly humiliated by his peers after he asks for a “nakin” at the dinner table. the telling of this story later in life will most likely cause someone to have the best day of their life.
sean: excuse me mrs johnson, could you please p-ss me a nakin?
mrs johnson: a what?!
sean: a nakin, could you p-ss me a nakin?
mrs johnson: what the stick is a nakin???
sean: (embarr-ssed)
city slang for napkin
“yo i could get a nakin?”or
ewe you nasty, wipe your sloppy face wit a nakin
or we have no more nakins use toilet paper instead
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