Name Drain


when a person continuously name-drops somebody who they admire, more often than not a person who isn’t famous, merely a n-body who has gained cult status in one person’s eyes.
1: “yeah, i have a friend called tom. he’s quite awesome.”
2: “okay.”
1: “he once drank, like, 16 beers in one night”
2: “sweet. you been on youtube lately?”
1: “yeah! tom has an account on there, he’s got loads of dope material”
2: “right… you want to go play football?”
1: “yeah. let me call tom, see if he wants to come”
2: “i was thinking just a quick game”
1: “dude! tom loves quick games!”
2: “ahhh! name drain! why don’t you just go and suck tom off?”

Read Also:

  • Jim Jupiter

    giving or receiving -n-l s-x on first date. brad pitt got a jim jupiter from angelina. brad was in love after he scored a jim jupiter from angelina. angelina always gives jim jupiters. angelina is popular for her jim jupiter’s. brad has standard’s in that he only dates girls who give jim jupiters.

  • John Rodriguez

    bad -ss m-f- born in ba, argentina. can’t stay in one place for too long. loves you more than you might love him. musician/cyclist/skater/smoker. if you’ve met him, consider yourself lucky, cause he’s always gone before you know it. “i saw john rodriguez the other day… i love that guy.”

  • jonkin my jeter

    a term used by philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable. you gotta be jonkin my jeter?! are you jonkin my jeter right now?!

  • Jonzo

    a smug canadian who resents america for being an actual country. this type of person subconsciously feels their own physical and emotional inadequacies are symptomatic of the weak and feminized culture of canada. this insecurity compels them to lash out at the dominant american culture through feeble attempts at biting criticism and pretentious posturing. the […]

  • natchy

    natural, or naturally derived. not synthetic, or meddled with scientifically. “nah dog these nugs are all natchy, no ferts or ‘cides” “it’s probably more natchy for your body in the long run.”


Disclaimer: Name Drain definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.