Name That Race game
the name that race game (ntr for short) entails viewing news articles and trying to guess the race of the person(s) involved before such information is given or implied. players bet between 1 to 3 points prior to reading further or digging into other information sources to find the answer. if correct, they get the points bet added to their total, if wrong, the points are deducted.
some critics have characterized ntr as “mean-spirited” but it is actually intended as a means of demonstrating liberal hypocrisy in that liberals do not believe racial behaviors can be stereotyped. so, in theory, if the liberals are correct, then no one should be able to attain a positive score in this game. however, skilled players somehow manage to “beat the odds” consistently.
as an example of how to play the name that race game, contrast two news article summaries (taken from actual recent news events) describing two unrelated rapes:
article 1) “the rapist apparently had stalked his victim for weeks prior to breaking into her home. as the victim entered her home, the rapist surprised her and threatened her with a gun to remain silent. after raping the victim, the rapist left, warning her not to call the police for at least an hour or else he would return for her”
article 2) “a victim was approaching her car in a fairly busy mall parking lot when the rapist ran up to her and threw her in the car, all in broad daylight. he drove a small distance away from the mall before stopping the car and beating the victim viciously prior to raping her. the rapist then drove off in her car, leaving her by the roadside without knowing if she would die of her wounds or not.”
according to liberals, the odds of either rapist being black should be about 13% (which is the prevalence of blacks in the general population), so even if you’re only right 50% of the time, you’re still about four times more accurate than you should be. for the record, in this particular case, rapist #1 was white and rapist #2 was black. try the game yourself and remember if you’re not absolutely honest about the # of times you’re right versus wrong and the # of points you bet, you’re not playing ntr, you’re plaing btr (blame that race), which is much more boring. it’s best to have a mediator who keeps score, but this is not always possible.
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