Nameless Gopher
a tennis playing gopher who plays guitar in his free time. unfortunately, he’s nameless because some stupid jaguar couldn’t find a better adjective. his arch nemesis is the one and only señor piérre lé cœúr. nameless gopher and slick chicken are the only two opposing forces to señor lé cœúr and the only way to fight is a legend of koizumi style tennis match. also as a side note, nameless gopher speaks 4 languages and can curse in atleast 4 more.
if we wait around the tennis courts long enough while playing guitar with slick chicken we’re sure to find nameless gopher soon.
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