napsterbate
masturbating followed by an immediate nap.
when i come home from work i like to take a moment for myself and napsterbate.
a repeating pattern of masterbating, napping, waking, masterbating, napping again, and so on and so for some time.
i have nothing to do for the next 2 hours. i think i’ll napsterbate.
to waste time on a peer-to-peer service, downloading files you’ll probably never listen to. portmanteau of napster and m-st-rb-t-.
when i’m bored i connect to limewire; i don’t look for anything in particular, just napsterbate.
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