narcisshitting
verb
the act of browsing social media while defecating, for the sole purpose of finding out how many likes/shares/comments/reblogs/upvotes, etc. your posts have garnered since you last checked.
“were you masturbating in my bathroom? you were in there forever.”
“nah, i was just narcissh-tting.”
“…what’s the difference?
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