Narnicles
a microscopic toxic catfish that can swim up the human urethra. narnicles are found in the rivers and streams of southeastern georgia, with the largest population concentrated in the altamaha river. narnicles are small enough to swim up the opening of the p-n-s and lodge themselves in the urethra with their lateral spinilia (side fins). narnicles must be surgically removed before their toxins damage nerves and the p-n-s starts to decay from the inside out. its toxins work much like those of the brown recluse spider.
poor little jed is laid up in the hospital with a p-ck-r full of narnicles.
a short word to refer to the film (or books) “chronicles of narnia”
“have you seen narnicles?”
“yes! that movie was craazy!”
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