Narrow boating
the n-ble act of opening the lock to a frigid girl’s tight c-n-l before filling it, closing it behind you, and moving upstream to the next with your veiny windl-ss.
i’ve just returned from a narrow boating holiday in ibiza. g-d my c-ck is sore from sh-gging ten virgins in one night!
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