Narwhal Penetration-Panda Cuddle
the narwhal penatration panda cuddle is most commenly refered to as the last and missing page of the kama sutra. this being the case few know the proper stance though many improvise taking on the characteristics of both a narwhal and a panda. supposedly there is one known master of the legendary technique. it is said that this young indian jew first found her love for the position when she accedentally fell into it while trying to wade through a rockus party.
me: “dude that girl priya, her favorite position is the narwhal penetration-panda cuddle”
friend: “nicee!”
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