narwhal
the amazing, magical combination of a unicorn and whale. they’re small, and can only be created when a unicorn decides to f-ck a whale. they are that magical.
when i grow up, i wanna be a narwhal! naaar
the most awesome fish in the world
narwhals they are so awesome
like an underwater unicorn
they’ve got a kick–ss a facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
the ultimate animal. consisting of a whale body with a 9 foot long horn attached to its face. they lives in the arctice and travels in groups.
narwhals are the unicorns of the sea.
a horned whale type creature that when you tend to tell people about it the first thing they think is ‘could you have s-x with it?’
“dude its a freaking narwhal!”
“a what?”
“a horned whale.”
“you ever you know…?”
“no, what?”
“tap that?”
“dude thats just wrong”
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