Nasty Dark Crystal


is a woman who has graduated beyond the white trash phase and metamorphed into a greasy, puss-filled piece of -n-l cheeze. she has multiple lovers mainly including animals such as dogs, rats, and gerbils. she has low self-esteem and gets her jolly’s from cr-ppin’ her panties and smelling her fingers. you can find her beggin’ for change under the atlantic city boardwalk and performing s-xual favors for a vile of crack.
yo bro, you bang that chick and your d-ck is not only going to fall off….but it will create a secondary demon head full of warts when you touch that nasty dark crystal!!!

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