Nasty Pistachio


a v-g-n- that tastes so bad that you have to eat a different v-g-n- because it is the only thing that can get the awful taste out of your mouth.
tom: i ate this girl out the other day and i can’t get the awful taste out of my mouth no matter how many times i brush my teeth.
d-ck: you gotta go eat out a different chick.
tom: why’s that?
d-ck: the only way to rid yourself of the taste of a nasty pistachio is to eat a different one out of the bag.

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