Natalie Portman’ed
as you’re having s-x with a girl from behind, or from the front, doesn’t really matter…as you’re getting ready to -j-c-l-t-, shave her head.
guy 1: i natalie portman’ed my girlfriend last night.
guy 2: like in v for vendetta?
guy 1: exactly the same. then i came on her face.
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