Nate syndrome


an affliction affecting 25% of all men. is characterized by a guy who finds girls less attractive than they actually appear to his friends. see also beer goggles and riddle vision
james:dude, that chick is so fine!
chad: excuse me? dude you have nate syndrome, get some help.

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