a perfectly captured travel photo that some random person on the internet has taken. you think to yourself “i’d like to be there.” it is so perfect it’s fictional. it puts all travel photos to shame.
fred: dude, have you seen sherack’s photo sitting on that cliff in norway?
greg: yeah man, it’s nuts. definitely a natgeophoto.
a name given to any californian that has moved to texas recently to escape the sh-thole california has become or to escape the impending m-ssive earthquake that will inevitably sink the state. g-d help us if any more of those texafornian c-ckroaches come here. their mannerisms are ruining everything.
- mosquito booty
a girl that has such a small -ss, she can only take a skinny d-ck in her -n-l c-n-l. silk has a mosquito booty; her backside is so flat that her -ss can only get pounded by a blade of gr-ss.
- tadder wadder
the common, pleasuring action of one person stimulating another person’s genitalia. boring, normal people will refer to this action as s-x. matthew, who was feeling a little frisky, wanted to tadder wadder with monica.
- aww haha
synonymous with, “i’m not interested.” tom: i really wish i had someone to watch “the notebook” with while my parents are away this weekend. anna: aww haha
a feeling that u get when u r scared we’re u feeling abuga when u saw that ghost?