National Hangover Day
the aftermath of hard drinking and partying on new year’s eve.
i woke up next to five bottles of jägermeister and a pile of confetti on national hangover day.
every day since i’ve started college.
no cl-ss today, it’s national hangover day…
1st january 12pm or before and lasts to 2nd (this is national hangover day), 3rd, or if its really bad, 4th january (these are local hangover days). perfect day to do crimes, because n-body cares. but the entire country will think the robber is a loser because he doesnt have hangover.
person 1: hey, wanna do something funny 1st january?
person 2: dude, its national hangover day
person 1: oh yeah, right ..
december 26th, the day after christmas. the day where n-body has the energy or will power to get there hung over -sses out of bed after a hard night of drinking, present opening, face stuffing, f-cking (if your lucky), disapointment, and in some cases humiliation and shame. a day that is usually celebrated by staying in bed till 4 and finally getting up only to spend the rest of the day vomiting your guts out.
guy1: christmas is gonna be awsome this year!!!! guy2: h-ll yeah!!!! but f-ck man, i sure ain’t looking forward to national hangover day… guy1: f-ck it, we’ll just be in bed all day anyways, so no need to worry about it.
the day following any popular holiday.
including but not limited to the day after:
new years eve (new years day)
the super bowl
memorial day
fourth of july
labor day
thanksgiving (black friday)
christmas (boxing day)
girl: i’m not getting any work done today, i’m just wasting time.
boy: it’s okay, it’s national hangover day, a lot of people are wasting time.
their are about 52 every year, for some people 104.
these are sundays
and sat-rdays
dude what u up to on sunday
probably bein sick, its national hang over day.
oh yeah
new years day
hahaha b-tches!!
national hangover day!!!
i don’t know how i’ll give an example for this. ///_-‘
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