National Orgasm Society
an international society for the promotion and enhancement of -rg-sms.
national -rg-sm society scientifically based categories, #1
al & tipper – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – goregasm
barely happened – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – boredgasm
blue collar – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – -po-rg-sm
during foreplay – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – -foregasm
from masturbation – – – – – – – – – – – – – – just yourgasm
in a rowboat – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – oargasm
in brand new home, before you move in – – – – – – flo-rg-sm
just before leaving – – – – – – – – – – – out the do-rg-sm
on the internet – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – p-rngasm
one you had to pay for – – – – – – – – – – – – – -wh-r-gasm
p-n-s covered with chocolate syrup, marshmallow creme and graham cracker crumbs, subjected to a bl-wj-b – – smoregasm
too many times – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – -soregasm
trying out the vibrator at the adult bookstore – -storegasm
20s & 30s – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – moregasm
very brief – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – micro -rg-sm
way too many times – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – toregasm
wetdream – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – -snoregasm
when you are a prost-tute – – – – – – – – – – – – ch-r-gasm
while flying – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – soargasm
with a cop – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – boargasm
with someone you just met at the bar – – – – – – scoregasm
with the quadruplets – – – – – – – – – – – – – – fourgasm
with your freshly deceased spouse – – – – – – – – mourngasm
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