Natural Lube
“cowper’s gland secretion” called “pre-c-m” might ooze out of the end of your d-ck. it’s whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.
john doesn’t need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has “natural lube”
when one coats the p-n-s or v-g-n- in s-m-n to lube that area up.
my girlfroend amd i had so much s-x last night i used my natural lube with her.
“cowper’s gland secretion” called “pre-c-m” might ooze out of the end of your d-ck. it’s whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.
john doesn’t need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has “natural lube”
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