Nature Nerd


some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. this person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. typically has shirt tucked in, wears gl-sses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.
boy=b
grandma=g

b-“can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation”
g-“oh no come check out this rock”
b-“f-ck no old b-tch”
g- “oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you”
b-“im not three anymore you old wh-r-, why are such a nature nerd”

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