Nature’s Bidet
the back-splash that occurs when one pinches a loaf from a slight elevation. recent innovation has shone light on the potential practical aspects of this previously undesirable situation.
“we were out of toilet paper, but i lucked out with a perfectly timed nature’s bidet”
a naturally occurring spring or geyser one uses to bathe the genital and perineal areas of the body
unhappy camper: i forgot my toilet paper when i came to camp at yellowstone and now i have to p–p but there’s only cacti to relieve the poo from my bottom. what should i do?
local: well you should use nature’s bidet. go p–p on that mound over there and don’t get up until 35 or 120 minutes have p-ssed.
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