nature’s credit card


trading s-x for something.
from an episode of the golden girls:

blanche and dorothy are discussing blanche’s birthday gift to rose: a detective to follow around rose’s boyfriend

blanche: well i can’t take it back, i paid in advance

dorothy: can’t you get a refund?

blanche: well no i paid with nature’s credit card

dorothy: you never leave home without it.

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