Naughty Olivander


the act of putting on an old fashioned caddie hat, stripping naked in the kitchen, and cooking scrambeled eggs while having your b-tthole licked by a wayward young african refugee.
joe-hey man would you respect me less if i told you that am a big fan of the naughty olivander?
kenny-dude…..
joe-dude i know you dig it…
kenny-whatever, finish those eggs my d-cks not gonna shake itself.

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