nausearrhea
(noun) a symptom usually consisting of gooseb-mps, violent gastrointestinal stomach pains, and finally followed by the inevitable tsunami of vomit, caused by a graphic visualization or other sensory perception of disgusting matters.
example 1:
roman: hey, if i’m spending the night at your dorm, frank’s gonna have to take his s-x-blanket with him; that thing is disgusting.
mcdaniels: laughs man, i know.
roman: i’m like, what, and/or how much seminal and v-g-n-l discharge fluid could he possibly have on that thing…
mcdaniels: laughs ew, not to mention his underb–b sweat…
roman: shivers dude, shut the f-ck up please, you’re giving me nausearrhea…oh god…
example 2:
momo: hey, can i use your other bathroom. i just saw your mom taking a dump and she gave me nausearrhea.
example 3:
frank: what the h-ll is that smell?
culi: girl, don’t look at me…ugh, whatever it is, it’s giving me h-lla nausearrhea.
example 4:
mcdaniels: hey man, are you okay?
candy macaroni: i don’t know bro: i just saw and heard an orangutan giving birth…f-ck, and it’s giving me nausearrhea.
mcdaniels: why were you at the zoo? who would let you near animals!! and why does everyone keep getting nausearrhea!?
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