NCEA
ncea (no chance of educating anyone) is new zealand’s revolutionary consistent and fair national qualification for secondary school students and part of the national qualifications framework (nqf).
– school pupil’s geography essay marked as excellent by his teacher
– essay won a national geography award as judged by university lecturers
– essay also selected for publication in official journal of the geographical society
– however nzqa moderation declares essay did not meet required ncea standard and should have received a failed grade
2 more definitions
stands for “national certificate of eductaional achievement”. the new zealand high school qualification standard. replaced national certificate in 2002 with much controversy because it is flawed in many ways.
person1: “yo, how many creds did u get in level 1?”
person2: “81”
person1: “whata lazy c-nt i got 284”
person2: “so, you get nothing more than me we both p-ssed.”
1/the official qualification for new zealand high school students.
2/alarmingly sub-par. used by new zealand’s social commentators in a striking display of wit.
1/dude 1: hey i just got 4 credits for writing a cv!
dude 2: you’re kidding me! i just worked my b-tt off to get four credits by communicating perceptive and comprehensive insight into an aspect of the cl-ssical world, in a manner which displays flair and/or original thought! no fair!!
2/guy in newspaper: …the whole thing is completely ncea…
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