Near-Crotch Experience


top definition
the instance where your face comes dangerously close to contact with a person’s junk. it may be clothed, or unclothed, but either way, it is still potentially scarring.
guy 1: “dude, did i tell you about my near-crotch experience?”

guy 2: “no!”
guy 1: “it was pretty legit.”

girl 1: “oh my god, i just had a near-crotch experience.”

girl 2: “oh mu god. with who?”

girls 1: “that guy from my cl-ss.”

girl 2: “oh, that’s okay then. he’s a bamf.”

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