near soiled experience


a nse or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud b-tt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of cr-pping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.
i thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. i do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.

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