neard
a growth of facial hair which is intentionally concentrated below the neckline, a portmanteau of neck and beard. usually very scraggled and harsh-looking until it gets some body.
personone: dude, i think you spilled some gravel on your chin!
persontwo: no man, it’s cool, i’m gonna grow the sickest neard you’ve ever seen.
women: can we stroke and fondle that gorgeous mane on your neck?
persontwo: get the rubbers, i’ll be back in an hour.
facial hair under your chin to the adams apple or lower, that your buddy likes to call a beard
hey man check out that dude with a neard beard combo
a neck beard. facial hair that fails to grow on the cheeks, chin, and upper lip, but grows in abundance on the neck. oh so s-xy during make outs and philosophical discussions.
ooooh look at that neard. there’s all over that s-xy neck.
a nerd who is too close to you.
guy1: hey, what’s with that guy?
guy2: him? he’s just a neard.
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