neargasm
1. noun. the frustrated feeling of being on the brink of something fantastic but never actually tasting that satisfaction.
2. verb. to have a neargasm.
“the home team lost the basketball game by one point. we were so close! i thought i would die from the neargasm!”
“she was so good she kept me on the hook forever – i would have complained but i was having the best neargasm of my life.”
“last night when i was playing mario, i was so close to the next world but the boss suddenly spun into me and i died – it was neargasmic.”
noun – to almost have an -rg-sm, particularly in men. a neargasam is a mini–rg-sm which includes partial -j-c-l-t–n. there is no refractory period. d-ck stays hard for continued s-x after the neargasm. a proper -rg-sm, with refractory period, follows later, after the neargasm.
after having s-x for a few minutes, i had a neargasm, which really lubed things up in there. we had s-x for another 20 minutes before i finally came.
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