neat slob


(n). a young man, usually a bachelor, who can be neat when he wants to, but prefers to leave his car, apartment, and other belongings in a disorderly fashion.
i am a neat slob. when company comes over, i will tidy up the place, then after they leave, i will leave things all over the place.

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