neck crank


a neck crank is the act of applying friction with one’s hand on the back of someone else’s neck. this act is usually done in response to an idiotic remark or statement.
person 1: “cody bryant is the best player in the nba!”
person 2: “his name is kobe bryant. that’s a neck crank”
-person 2 performs neck crank on person 1’s neck.-

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