Neck Fart
to imitate in an extremely authentic manner various fart sounds by creating an airtight seal on your partner’s neck…usually performed shortly after both parties have experienced an -rg-sm as a comic relief to the utter seriousness of the s-xual act that just took place.
while this can be performed while not involved in s-xual activity, it is usually more successful during s-x as you are able to pick the most unexpected moment to strike.
last night after several hours of s-x with my girl, i decided to trip her up with a gigantic neck fart.
it sounded so lifelike and disgusting, you could almost taste the b-tt funk wafting through the air.
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when someone is so overweight that their b-tt crack rises all the way up their spine to their back. this extended crack provides a channel for an -n-l fart to follow up thus seeming to come from the persons neck.
dude i was scr-w-ng this chubby chick from behind when i smelled something rank and that’s when i realized she neck farted.
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