neck nommer


a person with a penchant for “nomming” on the neck of his or her other half, occasionally whilst imitating the jaws theme (badly).
may result in neck-stickiness, hickeys, or a tickling sensation.
n-n: “chum-chum..”
victim: “…what?
n-n: “chum-chum chum-chum!”
victim: “what th- dude, my neck! you godd-mn neck nommer!”

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