Neck-upper


(noun.) refers to a female (usually overweight) who strategically and exclusively posts close-up pictures of themselves on to social networking and dating websites as to leave the viewer to draw his own ill-informed conclusions.
brad: so man, are you going to take that chick out who’s been writing on your facebook wall?

dj: doubtful, that could be risky–she is definately a neck-upper.

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