Necropussy
when a fat chick dies, but there’s still one last good f-ck in her before she goes into rigormortis. the p-ssy is usually pretty cold and reuqires quite a bit of lube to make it enjoyable. you know a necrop-ssy is expired with the arrival of maggots, at which point you should probably be calling someone.
my wife died last night from eating too much kfc, but i still got a piece of necrop-ssy before calling the coroner. it wasn’t the best p-ssy i ever got, but it was still the better than most s-x i’ve had with her. she sh-t the bed too, like chef in that episode of south park….it was wet and runny and smelled worse than a urine stained homeless black guy on meth. now i have to go to sears to replace my diarrhea stained mattress. anyone got a truck?
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