Needham

needham is a town southwest of boston with about 1 bank per household. its teenage population consists of mostly burnouts, rich chicks and jocks. needham is so boring that the cops don’t have anything better to put in the police blotter than “baked goods mistaken for weapons” and “truck backs into gift shop.”
needham does have crazy parties, though.
a town in where all people fit into three categories and most of the population is white and rich:
1) stoners and druggies
2) j-ps and jocks
3) stuck up rich kids who think they are cool but then get out and realize juicy can’t help them there.

needham is also known as weedham.
“let’s go to needham to get some stuff”
something you say when someone sneezes or coughs.
-sitting in cl-ss-
“achhoooo”
“needham”
a suburb bordering south-west boston, ma. due to it being a fairly well off community but still close to the city there is a high amount of drugs, especially marijuana (nicknamed weedham). the town has a mix of different races, although majority is white. needham is known for its high school sports including football and hockey.
the downside about it is that since it is out of the hustle and bustle of the city, the police pretty much just try to bust kids for smoking.
overall, it is a friendly town where everybody blazes.
“we’re headed over to needham to pick up some of that dank bud”
full of j-p’s, stoners, rich people, and poor people. what a combination! you are either in a band or rich or a stoner. it consists of an unnecessary amount of resturants and banks.
also known as weedham…
a small town in m-ssachusetts, where not much ever happens, except for the occasional shooting or murder. it’s filled with mostly preps, stoners!, girls who think that good charlotte is the most punk rawk thing ever, jocks, skaters, and your occasional artsy, spooky, or scene kid/s. there are both rich people and poor people. most of the population is white, not all of it though. it’s a closed community, and for the most part pretty unaccepting as well. commonly known as weedham, for obvious reasons.
person 1: so where do you live?
person 2: needham.
person 1: hahaha, you mean weedham?!
needham is a town that many people judge because it is overall a wealthy town. the stereotypes that everyone is a jock, stoner, or popular jew name only some kids. overall there are a lot of really chill people who understand their privilege and are totally open to meeting new people and experiencing new things. every town has the rich b-tches and the jocks not just needham. anyone who says we have a bunch of douchebag jocks is just jealous because needham is great at sports and has an intense sense of school pride because we pretty much own everyone. everyone smokes weed everywhere and needham is just an extension of that. everyone just chills at mcdonalds drunk and high on the weekends. every bad definition of needham comes from someone from wellesley because they are our rivals. haters will hate.
person 1: where you from?
person 2: needham
person 1: oh d-mn thats pretty chill.

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