Needling


to needle is to perform the act of sticking a needle down your own p-n-s. men do this for pleasure. some men using utensils other than needles, ranging from paperclips, to knives, to even toothpicks. toothpicks are not advised however, because some splinters can break off inside the urethra and cause intense pain.
cleff:”hey, do you wanna have a needle circle today?”
jebediah:”h-ll yeah! i got this new bomb -ss needling pencil i wanna try out!”
when one with a needle d-ck gets completely out of control. completely out of line. needling to the extreme.
the needle man is needling around out of control
when one man loves another man very much, and one man has a very large p-n-s and the other has a very small p-n-s, and the man with the small p-n-s sticks his p-n-s inside the urethra of the large p-n-s, then they have needled.
“alright, now slide your p-n-s into my p-n-s…”

“oh god you’re needling me! holy sh-t! ahhh god!”

“so you’re saying that when two men needle and one man c-ms, then s-m-n will enter the other man’s p-n-s and mix with his s-m-n and then go back into the first man’s p-n-s and then the process will repeat? cool!”

“oh, god, i can’t believe we just needled. i mean, at first i didn’t think it was even possible. i need a smoke”

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