negagasm
that feeling you get get when you actually feel your -j-c-l-t- being sucked back into your body – so much so that it actually cools your body and sends shivers down your spine. that, ladies and gentlemen, is the negagasm.
the other day, i asked my b-tch to make me a sammich… after she had finished the morsel, she put it in front of me… longingly i looked at it, feeling that something was wrong… no mayo?!!! b-tch nearly gave me a negagasm!!!
i had a negagasm when i saw she had man parts.
see apple products.
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