Negative weight shit


the phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.
having sucessfully dispatched a m-ssive, niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he’d gained another 2 pounds.

“great” he muttered to the scale, “a negative weight sh-t”. “dieting’s not hard enough, now i gotta contend with alternative physics”.
later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.

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