Negaunee Briefcase


a negaunee briefcase is a term used to describe a 24 pack case of cheap beer such as labatt blue. in the rough-and-tumble mining towns of michigan’s upper peninsula, people overconsume cheap beer on a daily basis. a negaunee briefcase is perfect for your next business meeting in upper michigan. first coined by geographers at nmu in 2008.
the three of us yoopers pooled our money and bought a negaunee briefcase to drink while sitting on the sh-r- of lake superior. at 24 cans, we each have 8 cans to consume in the next couple of hours. if we wanted to drink more, we would’ve bought the 30-pack of labatt blue, occasionally referred to as an ishpeming briefcase.

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