neil hamburger
neil hamburger is the world’s #1 funny man. he has opened up for many famous people like tenacious-d and has been a host on kimmel.
a few of neil hamburger’s jokes:
why did ronald mcdonald have s-x with his sister?
because his judgment was impaired from all those years of eating junk food.
what do you get when you cross sir elton john and a saber tooth tiger?
i don’t know, but you better keep it away from your -ss.
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small man wainkie or very small p-n-s did you see him get out the pool… his shorts were so tight it showed his smainkie
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- small frogs
the stuff that you hawk up from you nose, throat, or sinuses when getting over a bad cold or sinus infection. he yakked up a small frogs and hawked it. i swear it caught a fly and said ribbit as it landed!
- Lazer Turkey
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