NELB
acronym for “not entire load bearing”
any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.
origins:
bob: hey john, why are you staring at that wall?
john: i was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
bob: but what about the floor upstairs? won’t it fall down? that’s a load bearing wall…
john: well, it’s not entirely load bearing.
usage:
chip: “facebook changed again and it sucks!”
patricia: “yeah, facebook’s new redesign is nelb.”
non eating lunch break
looking forward to a smoke on my nelb
broke as a joke, need to have a nelb
lets have a nelb and have beer instead
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