neller


a obese man with brown hair. usually sitting around the house, eating chips and talking to people via messaging systems. if aggrovated, the neller may charge at you, he will then start to obliterate your skull with menacing blows. the only way to defeat a neller is distract him by screaming “4chaaaaaaaaaaan”, and to cut off his b-lls of steel, and dip them in sulphiric acid. neller’s always are equiped with +8 stamina, +40 intelligence chasity belt to protect his invulnerable b-lls. always; wear a protective mask when entering an area with neller’s present. it may spit acid, and/or turn into a nellerphant.
“hey look, it’s neller”
“nelleeeeeerrrrr”

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