nelson muntz
an overweight, vest-clad 4th grader who enjoys to laugh at other’s misfourtunes.
i hear nelson muntz just laughed at you after you fell down.
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nelson muntz is the school bully in the tv show “the simpsons” his catchphrase is “ha ha!” which he expresses if he spots another character’s misfortune. on a few cases however, the tables turned on him and everyone laughs at his misfortune.
he wears a vest over a t-shirt with shorts and is quite fat.
he is not as tough as he seems as in many episodes he has a secret enjoyment with cooking.
nelson is in bart’s cl-ss and in the early episodes of the simpsons he was bart’s bully and in later episodes he and bart became friends.
-lisa walks out of a barbers-
nelson muntz: ha ha.
-lisa puts a hat on and walks off-
-old lady falls into a bin-
nelson: -points- ha ha!
-a very tall man drives by in a small car-
nelson: -points- ha ha!
-car stops-
nelson: crud.
tall man: do you find something comical about my appearance while i was driving my automobile?
nelson: yeah.
tall man: everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. this was the largest auto that i could afford. should i therefore be made the subject of fun?
nelson: i guess so.
tall man: whatdja, would you like it if i made fun of your misfortune. huh? maybe we should find out!
-tall man pulls nelson’s pants down-
tall man: now march!
to laugh at, and gain a sense of satisfaction from, the misfortune of others, all while augmenting said satisfaction through the act of pointing. boy, those americans have a word for everything!
when capone tripped over that corpse, i totally nelsonmuntzed him.
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