Nemoism



the belief in the true god, nemo. nemo is the one true creator, he flapped his fins, and as he did this, the world was created. he created a heaven for his beautiful creations, but when of his angels slapped him, he created h*ll for all the bad people, and him. he decided to forgive people, so his plan was to kill his daughter, dory for this.
person1: hey, will he come to the christmas party?
person2: nah, he believes in nemoism

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